There was probably one type of incidents/occasions in my life where it would have been a cooler to just be a man. (One such incident: Living in Singapore in the summer, I once had a roach that flew into my room. I moved out & slept on my couch for 2 days till someone else got rid of it for me). I know it’s a bit extreme and I probably shouldn’t have told the whole world about my wildest fear, but hey, I know at least 90% of us oestrogen dominant beings are with me on this!

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Save for this unfortunate adversity in the presence of multiple-legged & disgusting living things that crawl in the dark, I honestly think its womanhood has its perks (FYI – this statement is naturally applicable to 3 out of 4 weeks in a month).

Here’s some on the plus side of being a chick…

  1. Wear knee-high boots and be completely comfortable in them
  2. Swing our hips when we walk (88 baby!)
  3. We don’t get distracted by boobs
  4. Able to multi-task/ juggle
  5. Feel-good stuff (chick-flicks, gossip-magazines, bubble baths, manicures etc.)
  6. Retail therapy (we can actually enjoy shopping)
  7. Can wear pink/purple/orange or even neon green and carry it well
  8. High heels
  9. We can totally giggle
  10. Absence of balls (hence can never be kicked in the nuts)
  11. Can order ‘pretty’ drinks with umbrellas (Oh they are delicious!)
  12. Help is readily available with stubborn bottle caps, heavy doors etc.
  13. ‘Ladies first’ (especially in a queue)
  14. Can cry (even in public)
  15. Oh, and we can take a rest while we pee [Thanks @Crumbsey for this one]

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